ShitsandGigs

Hush Push

You’re in a public restroom and nature is calling. Loudly. Outside, Monsieur Gourmand paces back and forth. He has perfect hearing and a terrible appetite.

• Hold to push. The Push meter swings up and down fast.
• Release near the top for a big push. A bigger push gives more relief, and makes a lot more noise.
• Noise fills his Alert meter. It counts more when he’s near the door, and double when he stops to listen.
• Hold too long and you lose control. Fill Relief to 100% to win.

Doo Crime

Your dog really needs to go, and so does the officer patrolling the park with his flashlight. Leave as many “gifts” as you can without getting caught in the act.

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Walk the dog. Walking also fills its belly, and it can only go when the belly is full.

💩 Poop!

Your dog squats for 3 seconds and you can’t move. If the flashlight lands on you or the dog during that time, you’re arrested.

Points

Every poop is worth 10, plus up to 40 more the closer the officer is. Glowing ★ spots give an extra bonus.

Careful

If you or your dog step in a poop, you lose what it was worth. If the officer steps in one, his flashlight gets longer and he walks faster.

Hide

Trees, bushes and the statue block his view.

Backup

Every 60 seconds another officer joins the patrol, up to six. Any officer can catch you.

Minesniffer

A field full of buried dog poop. You’re blindfolded, so your nose is your only hope. Also, a very angry dog is coming, and it gets faster every second.

▲ Step

Move to the square in front of you. Every step puts a little more distance between you and the dog.

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Change lane. Careful: you step on the square next to you, and it may not be clean.

👃 Sniff

Smell the square in front of you. It costs time, and the dog doesn’t wait.

“Ahh!”

All clean: the square ahead and the two diagonals next to it.

“Hmm?”

Poop on one diagonal: one step ahead, to the left or right.

“Ugh, ugh”

Poop on both diagonals.

“BLEARGH!”

Poop straight ahead. Do not step there.

💨 Wisps

Faint green wisps rise from buried poop. Some poops stink more than others and the wind pushes the wisps around, so they’re a hint, not a map.